Learning to play the Uke?

i got my ukulele toay and i was wondering if there are any online Ukulele teaching site thing i could use. i know nothing about the uke!

Would i say i bought a uke or i buy an uke?

If you already purchased it then you say I bought a uke. If you haven't purchased it yet you say "I will buy a uke".

Do you think this is this weird?

My friend, let's call her Rose, has always been odd. But now, I'm not too sure what this is. Rose always talks about *** raping me and ***** slapping me- btw we are both girls. She has also called me her ***** and had even once, pulled my head toward her in a motion as if she were going to kiss me on the cheek. While she does not paticularly enjoy it, she has mentioned she has watched girlxgirl. Plus, she was once checking out a guys butt and I was like, "So you're just going on around checking butts." and so she goes, "Only guys. Unless you want me to." And so I say, "I'll pass." Then she says, "I'm going to check out your butt anyway." Then as we continue walking she leans back and looks for a second. Mind you, we were laughing a bit. Not to mention she has told me about the toys that women use to have sex. In addition to the girlxgirl she has watched boyxboy and has explained all about the seme and the uke which is probably why she called me her *****. What do you think of this?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!?!? Std?

Okay so it all started with this one girl named Mandy. She and her boyfriend Joe had oral sex (both ways). Then Mandy had sex with her next bf Robby,then banged her nexted 3 boyfriends. Oned named Jeffery who is now dating one of Joes ex's Katie...Joe and Katie had oral sex. Then Joe is now dating my friend Kourtney. & he fingered her & she have him a handjob..could Kourtney have an std cuz Joe,Mandy,Robby,& Katie all had that going on? & could i cuz i kissed & dated Robby??????? Sorry im confusing, we got lots of whores! ://

Why did the hawks resign joe johnson?

after he got his contract, he had his lowest points, rebounds, and steals in six years. the season before he got resigned, he caused his team to choke in the playoffs against the magic,no team in nba history had more lop sided win than the magic. he averaged like twelve points and made like twenty percent of his shots.

Question for all Hetalia yaoi fan girls!?

I love questions like this. c: I personally think Hong Kong is better as an uke, but it really depends who he's paired with. Hong KongxTurkey IS cute but I've read more Hong KongxEngland (with Hong Kong as both seme and uke). ^ u ^

I am looking for a name of this yaoi manga im about to discribe.?

Ok the manga im looking for its like yaoi and fantasy and it involves gods or some thing like that and i believe the uke is the god of thunder or lightning and he has a gong or drum looking thing and the seme i think he has a fan i think hes the god of rain or wind and thats all i remember and so please help me out YAOI FANs