What is 1+1, I'm so confused.com?

I have no idea. I am so confused. Is it 5? When I ask people they say it's a window and I don't think it could be a window because it is a little bit impossible because this is only a maths sum! Then someone said the answer is 2. But to be honest I don't really believe them please tell me the answer! I will be you best friend:) Why did it say that I have a lot of punctuation? Now it says I have 1 misspelling. Also someone said it was 2 but I dont beleive them because Sammy Joe said it, and he never tells the truth rightttt? You know Sammy Joe. He's like the gangster from downtown. He is well fit thoughhhhh. Even my mum thinks so and even my grannn! Phwoarrr! Actually I dont like him. I like Sammy Joe Junior. Hes like even more fitter! He's got some fit eyes. My friend said she went out with him but I'm sure shes gassin. She is some next peron. GASSEDDDDDDDDDDD! Do you get me? ALLIE FAMALAMMMMMMMMMM. MUCH LOVE FOR YOUR ANSWERS <3 <3 <3 LOVE YA BABES!